-First Art Class: The sexy, hippie-like Miss St. Valentine has started up the first Art Class at PHS #259, and has completed it in record time! Such an excellant worker is to be commended as a welcome addition to PHS #259!

-Transfer Fight: Valo & Saito (Affectionately referred to as ‘Sigh-Toe’) have started up a fight on the school grounds! Such long time friends, all the way from New York are sure to create a spectacle! Who will win!?

-Girl Time: It seems as though some of the ladies of 259 are starting to move about, checking out some of the new people. We look at our wonderful RPers including Chi, Emily, Jenesis, and Calamity as they spur up the activity!

-More Transfer Fights: 552er’s Leon Sudeki And Veyugen Galyant clash! NEED WE SAY ANYMORE!?

-Return Of The Takanawa Sisters: ITS THE TAKANAWA SISTERS, KASUMI AND MUTZIKO! If they’re going to be ANYTHING like they were, the last time they were active… we’ll… really have to edit things out in future RPB Tuesday reports, due to the extreme nature.

-ITS TRAVESTY: Travis Delmonte returns in full force! No person is safe, and gender is not discriminated against!

-Sexual Education: SEX ED! …The class’s attendents are late. BAD STUDENTS. And for SEXUAL EDUCATION of all things!

-OMFG PSYCHOLOGY: Learning why people enjoy doing the strange things that make themselves suffer! New teacher Layla “Reira” Clavering is on the prowl… with a… TALKING DOLL!? Is this possibly also a ‘PSYCHIC’ class!? The cosplaying madwoman has only just begun her class! Oh the madness! —Accentuated by the fact that she is… without a doubt, yet another rather ‘fetching’ addition to the faculty’s entirety.

-Back From Oregon: Michael returns, from helping his grandparents back at the farm. …Lets just hope that its a ‘happy welcome back’ sort of thing, to 259…

-RETURN OF THE JACKAL!: RAZZO RETURNS! ‘The Smiling Monster’ comes back, FULL FORCE, it appears… apparently in time to see a strange person force people to dance, ‘lest he hit them with a rock, and make them do whatever they want… >_>. Hilarity ensues. FULL FORCE! =D

-The Rise Of Deutsche Küche!: Well, it appears as though the only popular job on 259 is only growing more and more… “Unfettered’s” been busy at work, trying to recruit people like the elusive M.A.P., Chi, Emily, newcomer Thomas Cooper, and more! …And apparently, its about to get even more crowded on the second floor, with new tenants M.A.P. and Chi. …Banzai!?

-The End(er): …Ender disappears! …Without a trace, without a word, just after being attacked by a … rather rabid, sedative-deprived Emily! Simply put!? Its… the end of Ender?… (HOMG Emily has rabies!… -gets whacked-)

-Increasing Hayziness!: Aureus Hayes… breaks things off with Chi in a… rather… terrible manner. As it was, Aureus has scarcely gone to work, and quite honestly, seems to have faded into the background. A ‘hazy’ end?

-THE COLORS! THEY BLINDS US!: Miria, the colorful, crazy, and… CRAZY person… has entered the scene! Wow, she’s… she’s really something else. Things are getting INTERESTING!

-MARRIAGE!? WHAT!?: Here’s a shout out to LEON SUDEKI and EURYDICE STONE, as they’re about to get married! HOO-AH! THE FIRST MARRIAGE OF PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 (forced, due to a lethal ailment on Sudeki’s part) HAS BEGUN!

-ITS TEH MASQUERADE: Oh, WOW! Looks like a Mask Contest just opened up, the mentioned ‘wedding proposal’ occured here, and things are heating up, or… cooling down. Keith is determined to sell some moonshine and everclear. UNDERAGE DRINKING!? …BAD STUDENTS! BAD!

-Awakening Of Calamity: Calamity Scorn, crestfallen over the amazing Katashi’s death, awakens in a hospital, after attempted suicide! ..As usual, the ever mysterious enigma, ‘Valekin Von Kaluskov’ strikes the scene, with M.A.P. not too far behind!

-The Rise Of ‘Merchants’: “Kaufman”, starting up to seal the deal with ‘Keith’ by obtaining the Reaper Pill Formula from 552 has been spotted as well, beating the stuffing out of students to the point of madness!? Madness!? THIS. GUY’S. I-RISH! (Lame Attempt At A 300 Joke)

-THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!: NYETT! NYETT! Just poor, little Professor Kaipo, the newest Russian Teacher to hit the scene with her two kids.

-Arena Frenzy: WOW! Its Valo versus Veyugen, Winklewood versus Calamity AND Zach, Keith versus Dylan in their long-awaited rematch, John Ong versus Travis, Keith versus Saint versus Winklewood, Unfettered versus Emily, and Keith versus Valekin AGAIN! PLACE YOUR BETS, FOLKS, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A MONTH!

-CARAVAN CONSTERTENATION: ITS AN AMBUSH! OH TEH NOES!!! The apparent ‘conspirators’, “Alter Mann” and “Kaufman” have both been taken out, and captured by the strange newcomers, the FOREIGN FIGHTERS! Elite fighters from every country, they come armed with all sorts of various blunt objects, as they break through the glass windows! What’s more, the trains have been divided up, leaving Mr. Jason King alone with the strange, small, cute, yet evil MIMI! What’s more, the food and drink has been poisoned! Car 10 Passenger’s have lost the bonuses of their Qi and Items! And Car 9 is being watched in an erie manner, though they don’t know it just yet, all their fighting skill to be used against them! SO MUCH FOR THE TRIP TO SACREMENTO! ITS A FIGHT FOR THE LIVES OF A NEAR 30 RPER QUEST, INVOLVING 259ers AND 552ers! A RACE AGAINST TIME! THE BOMB’S ARE ABOUT TO BE SET! Things look grim for 259, folks!

O.O.C.-
We Would Like To Welcome With Open Arms, These Past 3 Week’s Worth Of Newcomers!: Return of the Takanawa sisters, Kenji Morei from 552, Jadis Alexica McCloud, the replacement of Zade: Thomas Cooper, Zero Echigo from 552, and MIRIA SAAAAAN~!!! Lets give these newcomers a big hand!

-Count To 1,000!: We’re already at 120! If we can do 100 every week, WE’LL REACH 1,000 IN TEN RPB TUESDAYS!

-Mouse Trap(ped)!: Mouse, A.K.A. M.A.P., A.K.A. Professor Nanda, A.K.A. Professor Kaipo has gone back to Oregon for a while, so she’ll be busy for a while! Let’s all wish her a safe trip, a good time, and a safe trip back!

-Sad Retirements: Aureus Hayes/Ender has retired both his characters. ‘Ender’ has been removed, leaving behind some RP plotholes, and Aureus Hayes has yet to fully disappear, though there is a chance of return, with that tid bit! Let us hope! And in the meantime, say bid this former RPer a good time in his retirement (since he’ll be spending most of his time with us anyways, regardless!).

-Busy, Everyday Lives: Zach/Kenji, Former Pillar Max, and Valo appear to be gone for a good time, but not retired. Oh well… at least, while they’re gone, we wish them good grades, and a good school year!

-RETURN OF THE ADMIN: Former Mr. Asiv, now known as Mr. Malice (character in the works), has returned! While we wait for all plans to come to fruitation, we hope that good things come through, with our good administrator’s return!

-Dream Lines: Ever have that… ‘that’ moment type of line that you just want your character to say? People have been discussing over this very thing! A few samples: Leon Sudeki: “Every drop of blood, every bitter tear, every bead of sweat. I! Live! For! This!”; Jenesis Exodus: “…sooooo…do babies come from a super market?”; +Seishou no Hana+/Emily: *to anyone she’d probably develop feelings for* “… uh… … nevermind…”; Justin: *murgurgle*; and Valekon Von Kaluskov XII: “Hye HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” —JUST TO NAME A FEW!

-259 Card Game: TWO-FIVE-NIIIIIIIIINE!!! Okay, doesn’t have the same ring as ‘Yu-Gi-Oh’, but, you got to admit, when your character is a playing card… that’s pretty cool.

-THE ARCHIVES!: The LEGENDARY SPAM THREADS and the past OOC Awards have all been moved to the top sub-boards of the OOC Board! LOOK AT THEM! BE AMAZED! RELIEVE THE MEMORIES!

This Week’s RPB Tuesday, Brought To You By
-+Seishou no Hana+/Kari Aoyama/Sacricia Emily Lourdes “Emi” E. Delos Santos (Emily)/Layla “Reira” Clavering
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“Unfettered” Winters/”Alter Mann”/”Kaufman”/Mr. Winklewood

Tiao Lei Shen, after being taken into custody from the Watchers, had engaged Principal MacMillan in combat out of self-preservation. Despite his skills, Tiao was injured, and proved to be little more than a punching bag for the administrator. After receiving a broken arm from the Principal, Tiao was left in the room to receive the rest of his beating. The extent to which was gone is currently unknown, as Tiao’s body was mysteriously wheeled out of the school, leaving only his bloody cap behind.

Ein Gilsin, after punishing a student, was met with a team of Watchers. It turned out to be a trap for the Watchers, as more Genaht members made their presence known. A battle ensued, showing the resilience of Genaht despite overwhelming odds. Even with an impressive display from Ein, Genaht was eventually subdued, the event also bringing trouble for Kyukaku. Ein, Kyosuke and the rest of Genaht were taken to the torture room, whereas Kyukaku was led in the opposite direction. Before arriving, he fought back until being cornered, where an unlikely helping hand of Adam “Pain Killer” Rydell came into play.

Revelation has recruited another member by the name of Tray. Together, Tray and the Horseman of War Conner McGrath, they brutally took down a secluded Watcher. Among the beating his radio was stolen by the Horseman of Death Mae-Lim, and his weapon in possession by Conner. Will there be repercussions, or has someone finally gained an upperhand over the new security?

At the same time, the Orientation is wrapping up as the staff and faculty have introduced themselves to the student body of Mugen Hall.

Tsubame Hirotaki from 552 has joined the staff of Mugen Hall as the new head nurse of the Medical Center. She certainly has her work cut out for her as more students end up in the medical wards 24/7.

“No-Name” has claimed the Mugen Hall Courtyard as his turf as it’s become the “official” battle grounds for constant fighting and bloodshed. As the fighters make up a minority, the enforcers have taken a bit longer to respond.

Xing has been spotted by Ms. Valentine at a nightclub in Downtown Philly trying to get some digits for his black book.

Students have now commonly grouped together to take out certain teachers with their numbers.

The lovely Miss De Sade is on the lookout for volunteers to help her with her “photography”.

Teacher Etrius Lazarus has made his debut as he assaulted a female student for being late. Several students from the different schools of the Mugen Hall collective have assembled together to take on Mr. Lazarus.

OOC:
We’ve amended the rules on teachers gaining experience. Since teachers start out four times as possible, they only get one EXP for every 1-4 people they take on in a fight.

A betting system has been implemented for special fights. It’s been picking up with the fight between Jacob Seeker and Shikei Takanawa. More people have been betting money by the day to see who will win the match.

Instant message battling has been implemented.

Classes, Sports, and Clubs are starting beginning of next month in September.

Our skins have been modified making them look better and sleeker.

Players have started to take advantage of the IC blogs that Mugen Hall has to offer.

We have Member Created Teachers in place as Etrius Lazarus is the first of hopefully many that will be active on Mugen Hall.

The first major quest should be in play in a month.

In addition, we’re having sign-ups for the first Mugen Hall Champion tournament. New members might have the chance to join in time to sign up for the tournament.